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The ups and downs of achieving your goals, shared openly, honestly, secretly.

7
Feeling Good
goal: fart continuously for over 42 seconds

Diet

5
Hanging In
goal: shit on a toilet made of gold

im confident i will soon win the lottery and buy my solid gold toilet.

6
Hanging In
goal: buy copious amounts of drugs and sell them to schoolchildren

Just called my guy Uptown to score some Black Tar for later this week. Talking whilst on horse tranquilizers is quite difficult.

5
Hanging In
goal: buy copious amounts of drugs and sell them to schoolchildren

Just bought a bag of pure Ketamine from my guy Jethro near 9th and Washington! Needless to say, sampled the goods immediately. Feeling GREAT!

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